McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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