Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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