just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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