i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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