Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she smelled like a LAN party
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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