Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Randomize
