I want to make a zoo with you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
