real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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