What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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