Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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