I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
