Do you still have your period?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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