i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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