brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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