3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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