trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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