woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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