What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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