So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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