Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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