The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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