you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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