i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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