...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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