i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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