Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
