Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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