We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
