Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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