oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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