Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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