Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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