ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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