5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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