I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We just shotgunned beers for America
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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