Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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