that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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