I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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You. Win. At. Life.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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