I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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