Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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