It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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