he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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