just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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