All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
try to milk me bitch
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