Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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