just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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