you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
either way he was missing a nipple.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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