Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
nutella sex= disaster
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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