what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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