I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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