Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
