Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He did a backflip because drugs
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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