discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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